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Javed Jaffery mimics Lalu Yadav: "Khana kha liya, dakar le liya? Dakar lijiye aur khade to hoye! Please burp and then get up if you have eaten! Very good that you understand Hindi. Take your hands forward and then bring them together, and then do that again. So I have got a standing ovation. Gas ka problem ya bhains ka problem. Aap logon ka jodi jaisa paan aur supari aur kattha! President Bush called me to America to give me a lecture on booth capturing. They don't know how to fight elections. No gun, no hooligun. How do they fight their elections? "Give us three years and we'll turn Bihar into an economic super-power like America. Give us America, and we'll turn it into Bihar in three months!" Syed Jaaved Ahmed Jaaferi /Jaffery is an Indian actor, dancer, and comedian who has appeared in